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"My fellow Americans...........(pause)

Well, I do declare........

It is safe once again to visit North Borneo.

I have never been there,

but I have it on good authority that
at least the northern part of Borneo
has been freed of wild monkeys.

As such, I think it is our duty as noble Americans to visit Sabah and prove our ancestors wrong.

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